AHHH I"M GONNA KILL YOU SILENCER lol but thats funny how you say that everywhere you see my name lol jerk lol but still STFU or i will hurt your family... You made it! You played it! Your shit is overrated!
Joined: Tue Mar 10 2009, 03:18AM Location: In my room Posts: 194
...Um, back to the Blonde Jokes?
A blonde was hired to work on a 'Tickle Me Elmo' construction line. She was given her instructions, and sent off to work. Hours later, her boss went to check on her, and found that all the Elmo's had little balls and penises. When asked what she'd done, she repeated her instructions:
Blonde-"
You said for me to give them all testicles" Boss-"No! I said to give them all test tickles!"
REAL LIFE BLONDE SITUATION: This happened in my Maths class, about three days ago...
Me-"Let's go shoe shopping!"
Emily(Blonde)-"What for?"
What for...handbags? Blonde... "You depend on our protection, yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth!"
Joined: Tue Mar 10 2009, 03:18AM Location: In my room Posts: 194
There were two American's, two Russian's and two blondes. The Russian's said: "We're the best, because we were the first in space" The American's said: "We're the best, because we were the first on the moon!" The blondes said: "We're the best, because we're going to be the first to land on the sun" The Russian's and American's stated: "You can't do that. The sun burns" The blondes replied: "Duh! We're going at night!"
There was a blonde on a bus, and she desperatly needed to fart. She noticed the music was loud, and took the opprtunity to fart, really loudly. When she got off the bus, everyone was staring at her. One man said something to her, but she couldn't hear him over the music, so she took her headphone out and asked him to repeat what he said.
Hahahaha! ...do ya get it? "You depend on our protection, yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth!"
